April, 2009
Golden Valley Found To Be Directly Responsible For The
Fabled “GLOBAL WARMING”
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Pay
no mind to the recent snows.
A team of ‘Experts’ today determined
that the hamlet of Golden Valley is the primary cause of the normal Cyclic Global
Warming Trend.
The shifting seasons, and wandering magnetic poles have also
directly contributed to the problem. Major clear cutting
of the
second growth forest to lay out streets and build homes, and
the failure of the ancient apple orchard were but two of the
reasons cited in the lengthy quasi-government report
concerning Golden Valley's involvement, according to the
accounts that surfaced in recent editions
of Parade Magazine and the New York Times, (totally trustworthy
sources).
National Geographic will be
sending in a documentary filming crew.
The algore bunch is forced
daily to revise its invention, noting; “It’s much worse than
first suspected!”
So far the community newsletter has
wisely chosen not to print one single line concerning the current
situation as a frantic Golden Valley population seeks to
correct its errant ways.
Perhaps the new citizens’ group
can lend a hand to heal this rift in the NW climate.
As the temperature slowly
rises to seldom seen heights, playground equipment will sit empty
under the glare of a rarely visible sun.
Oh where, oh where, have all the
children gone?
Released with mostly honorable intentions on this, the 1st Day of April,
2009.
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There
are many sights and adventures to be found in the Golden Valley
area. One way to discover something 'new' is by by trying your
hand at the
hobby of geocaching. The process of treasure hunting via GPS is better
explained by visiting the
official website. A good example of what you might find is this 'lost' cemetery that
is less than 2 miles from Golden Valley. It is always great to
have someone join in, do the math puzzles, and enjoy the hunt with
you.
Walking the trail to the river on the sunny
afternoon of the 23rd, it was noted that the three dwarf seats,
(first reported in February of 2007), have been reduced to one.
They were all there last month. The scenery is in constant
change, which makes every hike a new adventure.
160 feet from the river a new homemade
frisbee golf
target basket has been installed. The surrounding meadow has
been carefully mowed. No doubt many enjoyable summer days are
in store for those responsible.
On down by the river on PSE property a picnic area has been
prepared which includes a temporary storage hut and tarp thus far.
Speaking of the river, it is running higher now
and access to the bottom lands enjoyed last month is not presently
available. Instead one may sit along the bank and listen as
boulders roll along in the current with thundering booms.
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2009
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